Thursday, October 30, 2008

Renewing our Love

Every year my mom has a Halloween party. It is great fun and I really look forward to it because I have become such a fan of dressing up. All week Darin and I have been trying to think of what to dress up as. Last year we were Dog the bounty hunter, and Beth , his wife. ( if you don't know who they are is it worth googling) Anyway, it came to me this afternoon. I thought it would be a great time for us to have a little renewing of our vows. We decided to go as a shotgun wedding bride and groom. I have never formally attended such an occasion but I have a pretty good imagination of what a bride and a groom may attire themselves in so here it is...... Dum, dum, dum.....................................

The happy couple, at least the bride is!


The cheesy bridal shot


Finally a real family.


I have to say, now that it is all over, two things. First of all sorry to all of my family that had to see me in this HIDEOUS outfit. The pants are definitely tooooo small, then again they are the essence of the get up. Also sorry to Darin's dad. They came into town today just before we left for the party. There are just some things your father in law should never see you in, one of them being butt tight zebra striped leggings--once again the essence!

Honestly, I would do it all over again. I quite liked the whole ensemble. I have seen total white trash walking around in similar outfits and have thought What are they thinking??? I figured it out tonight. Pretty much, you just have act like you think you look ok in what ever it is, even if you know you look absolutely hideous. Now off to our honeymoon.......stay tuned!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Halloweegle

With Halloween just around the corner you can imagine that we have had some talks about what we want to be. Before I bought the girls costumes Maile had come up with some pretty good ideas for a 4 yr old. A few of my favorites were, a rainbow. You know we could all wear our favorite color of shirt and pants (both the same color, of course) and walk really clost together. Or we could be big bouncy balls. She didn't give a description for that one. My favorite idea was that her dad could be "that really big, golden, sparkly, shiny guy on top of the temple with that trumpet, what's his name again?" she would ask. It cracks me up that she wanted her dad to dress up like Moroni. Hey a good role model for sure. Her latest is, since her and Madalyn are going to be witches then I should be a cat and dad should be a broom, "because he's tall". Sounds like a great plan to me, now lets convince Dad. :) We just love all of her great ideas and even better imanination! Nothing is too over the top for this girl, not even Moroni.

Pumpkin Patch

Although the pictures don't show it, the girls really did love this!



I wanna get phyical!


A friend in my ward has this little tradition of hosting dance parties. Apparently, this is the 3rd annual party and all I have to say is that I am a little bummed that I haven't lived here longer. Really, this may be the best thing about Herriman! It was great fun! I learned a little dance from some of the more experienced dancers. I'm not saying it was pretty in fact, I felt a little like Shrek..well, lets say Fiona, afterall, I am a girl. No really, I feel like a big block when it comes to dancing, unless of course it is my signature move (if you are lucky enough to have known it then great, if not think about attending the next party:)).
I love to dress up in a funky get up. Even more than dressing up, I LOVE finding the perfect combination of clearance rack items to come up with a more than desirable finished product. The only thing that would have made this outfit better would have been the zebra leggings in a bigger size.....can't be picky when you're shopping clearance!
So this is the evidence of the night. I have to say I am a little humored with Tammy, the seductive leotard lady, she really worked that costume. Funny thing is, her costume came with a whole character. I wonder where I can get one of those??? I also loved Juno. I thought it was a great idea for a mama to be, Sunny D and all. Thanks for the fun girls, can't wait till the next one!
No, the leg coming out of Charee's head is not part of her costume, rather part of my body.
I know this is the same pose, but I just wanted to reiterate the fact that Leotard Lady came with a compete character, she didn't even move from the position she was in from the last photo! Nice pose!
Check out Leo, another great pose! Looks like she is rubbing off on the others!
I love a good time when the cackles run freely! It was fun to see everyone boogie like they just don't care. I really wish I would've gotten a picture of Amy in that 1988 prom dress. That as quite the dance!

Saturday, October 25, 2008

When it rains, it pours. This has been a month long shower. We have been sick forever it seems. It all started at the first of the month when I came down with a head cold. This wasn't your ordinary head cold. My head felt like it could possibly explode and if I thought it would have bee wise to insert a shunt to relieve the pressure I would have done so. Then Mai got a bladder infection. It was the saddest thing. She wet her pants out of the blue one day. She told me she didn't even need to go, that it just came out. Through out the night (which was Friday, of course) and the next morning she was sprinting to the potty only to be disappointed. She was so cute when she would come out of the bathroom and say "my pee tricked me again". I don't know from experience what that's like and I felt so bad for her. It took a few days before she would go potty by herself because it hurt. She wanted me to come in and sit on the edge of the bathtub for moral support. When she finally went by herself we were at my sisters house. When she was finished she found her Daddy and whispered in his ear that she went by herself and she didn't need help anymore because it didn't hurt. We were quite relieved for her as well.

Feeling like we might be out of the woods was a bit premature. On Tuesday of last week Madalyn started complaining of her neck hurting. When I asked her to point to where it hurt it was kind of behind her ear but down her neck. I thought maybe she had an ear infection but thought it was weird that it was hurting her neck. She wasn't herself, real cranky, didn't eat very good, oh wait, that's normal actually. Anyway, she didn't show any definite symptoms of anything. In the mean time I am still battling this cold thing. Well, what I thought was a cold. By Friday, Madalyn was still complaining of her weird neck thing and the left side of my head felt like it was bulging and when I bent over I thought my eye might pop out of my head. Since it was Friday afternoon by the time I decided we better head in, our MD was booked and the kind receptionist advised me to seek an insta-care facility.

I was actually at my mom's house when I decided to go in. I wasn't sure about Mad though. My mom thought I should take her in. After all, I was going anyway and she would watch Mai for me. I still wasn't sure but it turns our mama really does know best, or Grand-mama knows best. Turns our Madalyn has an infection in her lymph node chain. Generally, there is a reason for this. The PA couldn't determine why she was so swollen with no other obvious symptom. Her throat was a little red and she had (be prepared, this is a little gross) calcified ear wax in both ears about the size of a pea, that they kindly flushed out. He thought that maybe the wax wasn't allowing everything to drain correctly but wasn't certain. He prescribed her a couple meds and she was good to go.

I have to say that I love to take Madalyn to the Dr. She is so cute and ultra helpful. She sits so still and manages to crack a joke or two during the exam. This time the PA's name was Jason which is also my brother's name. When he came in he introduces himself. Madalyn, in her funny voice, says: "Jason, that's funny. You're not Camree's daddy." She is just so easy going and I am so grateful for her ultra relaxed personality. When they had to flush out her ears the two assistants were very prepared to make a huge mess. They come in with all sorts of absorbent pads to collect the water just in case Madalyn didn't like the flushing. She sat perfectly still! They only needed on paper thing and I am not sure it even got wet. When they squirted the first syringe in her ear she said: "Whoa Mom, that feels good!" She had no problem sitting still for it, in fact, I think she was a little disappointed it was over.

Then it was my turn, I had a sinus infection. A pretty bad one according the Jason (wink, wink, like we're best friends). He gave me the Rx and asked why I hadn't been seen, the reason is because I thought I would just get over it, and because my teeth never hurt. After working in the dental office for all those years and seeing so many patients come in thinking they had a tooth problem only to find out it was from the pressure in their sinuses. I thought sore teeth was a tell-tell sign of a sinus infection. I'll know better next time!

That bring us to this week. Just when our many bottles of anti-biotics are finding their way to the garbage can.....here we go again. Maile has croup! I have only heard of croup but have never had to deal with it. I don't like it!! She is so sick. She has had a pretty high fever and hasn't felt good throughout the day, when night comes that's when the beast comes out. She has the hoarsest cough, and can hardly talk. If she gets upset at all she can't breathe, it's by far the worst thing yet. I am sure we will make it through yet another time, I am just not looking forward to it.

Big, Strong,Ultra hot, Darin has been battling a cold for since I started mine. He has just kept going and living on Sudafed. I think his over worked immune system has finally succumb. He isn't sounding very good and I can tell in his face that it is coming on. It's hard to notice all the great help he is until he is sick. I shouldn't say hard to notice but I fail to notice all of his help. I am so grateful for him and think he is GREAT!I think this is going to be a lazy weekend for us, and maybe that is just what we all need!

Friday, October 24, 2008




I must say, Alice is my fave! I am so jealous of her fab wardrobe, and her attention to every detail when it comes to planninga party!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

So my day as a skinny mini is over! I should have really lived it up! This morning when I headed back to the scale it wasn't near as exciting as yesterday but not a complete disappointment. So I am on a quest to lose the 8 lbs. I have gained. If there is anyone who wants to join my quest you are more than welcome to join me.
***notice I am not disclosing my real Larger weight! Don't even ask!!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I only wish I had taken a picture

I have really been feeling, what's the word??...disgusted with myself lately. I have been feeling a little thick and my clothes are looking a little full. I have been making all sorts of yummy Fall pumpkin treats and haven't been running in a few weeks because I have been a bit congested. With all factors combined I am sure that I have packed a few on. So I have resolved to change. This morning was the day to get back on to whatever it is that "works", no soda, treats, carbs.....anything that tastes good. So to begin I step on the scale. Drum roll, please! It reads..... 126.6. Diet? Who needs and diet at this weight? Not me!! Could it be that there is some glitch in the scale??? Well, I re-weighed myself and again:126.6. Tomorrow it may read differently but for today I weigh 126.6, and remember the scale doesn't lie!! :)

Btw, I am pretty sure that I haven't weighed 126 since....the 3rd grade, make that 2nd. 3rd was the year of "snack cafe" (that's for you Ju). I am felling pretty good about it, and for all of you skinny bitty's that can't see the excitement here because you are disgusted at the thought of any number over 120, go have a donut!!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Chilly out




My girls have been so excited about the first snow fall. Both of them have been going in and out several times a day. Madalyn woke up from her nap yesterday, slipped on Mai's boots and headed out to play. Funny thing is, is I didn't even know she had woken up. What tipped off me was the back door left wide open. Needless to say, this didn't last long.

Don't you just love thoe underwear? I can't keep clothes on this girl, she is constantly stripping down. I guess I should just be glad that at least she has added skibbies, a few weeks ago even that was a battle. I don't get why she would want to be naked....especially outside! Whatever, she's 2 and I know this too will pass. :)

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Evidence


One morning I woke up and this is what I found in the pantry, somebody's boots and a nearly empty bag of mallows. I wonder who it was?

Friday, October 10, 2008

My little Chocolate lover!


I had an avocado on the counter when Madalyn saw it she asked curiously, "is that a chocolate potato?" Only in a perfect world my little chocolate lover.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Bits and Pieces

I always have lots of things to post about that have to do with what I have pictures of, not this time. I have lost of just random things cruising in my head today so I thought I would share.

First, I am so grateful for a healthy body. I rarely get sick but was tagged with a serious head cold the last few day or two. It is horrible to be sick. I am not a great patient either. Poor Darin had to put up with me, he is so sweet. I seriously thought I head might explode for only 12 hours yesterday. Today I am a ton better, I only have raw nose, scratchy voice and a sinkful of dishes.:)

Second, today is my sisters birthday. I can't remember if she is 18 months younger than me or 2 1/2 year younger than me. So she is either 26 or 27, either way I hope she is having a great day. I think this may be the first year since her nuptials that she has had her husband home on her big day. We can thank the hunt for that...I guess. So we went to Paradise Bakery for her birthday lunch (yummers) which was fun. My niece stayed home from school and watched the kids. I am not sure how or why that happened then again I didn't ask too many questions either. It was fun to go with no kids.


Nobody puts Baby in the corner
One thing I can't stand is the invasion of my bubble. I have this thing when people stand to close to me in line----I HATE IT! This girl (so she was my age but I hate to call her a woman) was behind me at Paradise was riding my tail. I was getting so annoyed. So as I was paying for my meal she, no joke, was stacking her stuff nearly on top of mine and nudged me with her arm to get out of her way. I hadn't even given the cashier my debit card. There were 2 other cashiers available so I kindly (or maybe annoyingly) told her that the next cashier was available. She kinda gave me a crusty,then moved on. Moral of the story: There is this scene in Dirty Dancing (a movie we should all pattern our lives after) where Patrick Swazi is teaching Baby to dance. Baby keeps getting in his bubble. He stops and gives her strict instructions on what is her space and what is his. If you can't recall this scene, give me a call I own the movie. Stay in your own space.


The last thing on my brain is, what do you do with a spoon that gets chewed by the garbage disposal? This is the issue, if I throw it out my set is incomplete, and if I keep it every time it gets used I will be annoyed and throw it in the sink to be washed again, be used then back in the sink it goes. Maybe the best solution is to keep it for an unwanted guest. "Oops, I'm sorry. You always seem to get that spoon, take the hint"!!! JK, really what should I do?

Monday, October 6, 2008

We just got a letter....



Grandpa Clark sent the girls letters, you would have thought it was Christmas. They came running in the house dancing and singing the Blue's Clue's song. As you can see it was a big hit.

We all have a little white trash in us, don't be ashamed.



One night this summer we headed over to the District to do some shopping and had to stop at the fountain before heading home. As you can see we are total white trash and I must say I was a little embarrassed when Darin ran into someone he knew as our kids were splashing around in the water and even mooching coins from the another little boy near the fountain.

Take note of the sign in the back: "for your safety please do not play on or in the fountain".....ooops!

Darin looks like he hates me for taking this picture. He almost looks like he is talking through his teeth....sorry! Mai and Mad on the other hand....

Headin' to the Mountain

We only made it up the canyon twice this summer and this is the only picture we got before the battery died in my camera. Darin and Maile did some serious hiking to get it and I think it is pretty stinkin' cute for a few reasons, one...well just look at them and, two, Darin did Mai's pigtails that day. What a good daddy! :)

Maile is up for all of Darin's adventures these days. She has been pretty much stuck on my hip since April of 2004 (her birth) but this summer she has really taken a liking to her daddy. She is a sweet girl and is really getting her daddy wrapped nice and tight around her finger. Love them both!

Prima Ballerina




Maile started ballet last week. We, or I decided to try out the community classes before really taking the plunge at a regular studio. I was a little disappointed because there were twice the girls in class as indicated in the flyer and because it is a 3-5 year old class and some of the girls couldn't even talk. I guess it worked for the Chinese....

Maile was loving every minute of it. She was really in her element. If you know Maile you know that most of her life is spent in a fairytale being graceful in every way. When I have asked her to do certain things she has told me that "Royals don't do that". What can I say everyday is a fairytale at the Clark's, I'm playing Cinderella.

Mai saw me aiming the camera so she so kindly held the pose for me.

Daddy's idea of a good time.


A few weeks ago I heard Darin coaching the girls in the other room. I am no totally sure how I feel about this stunt nontheless, for blogs sake I snapped a picture.